You gotta do what you gotta do …
Augrey: Aaargh! [hanging up phone] Hey Blob, do you have any “connections” in the underworld?
Blob: Maaaaybe … what do you need?
Augrey: I need someone to put a contractor into some cement shoes.
Blob: Uhm … that sounds like something you need to work out directly with my “connection”.
[turning to address the other people sitting in the studio]
Listen up … Here’s a tip for you guys – Never be the middle man when it comes to organizing a professional hit, that makes you a “loose” end.
Smorgan: … a second tip would be – don’t talk about a hiring a professional hit in a room full of other people.
The names of the “Augrey”, “Blob”, and “Smorgan” have been changed to protect them from nail-gun wielding contractors bent on revenge
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Hi,
I am putting together the procedures to get our office ISO 9001 accredited but would like to look at another practices procedures which will then help me formulate what I need, especially on the ‘Core processes.’ Can anyone possibly send copies of these to me??
Ywah, a firm starts building up a clientel of folks who only pay in bundles of cash start getting a lot of attention from official sources. Many of whom are loathe to believe your customer base is lanscapers and carny folk . . . 🙂
The late great Nora Ephron was certainly right when she observed, “What is it about men and “The Godfather?” LOL.
Gees that should be concrete shoes unless you want him coming back up… Just saying
I was dreading this comment but I knew it was coming … at least it came from you
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
unfortunately, I am not a creme filling guy so cannoli’s are of no use to me
Take the “old fashioned” cake donut? I think they left that one on the cutting room floor.
Talking only creates witnesses…… 😉
or conspirators (think positively)
OMG, the names alone made me laugh out loud. Your mind is broken 😉
I think you’re right, it might be broken … or working perfectly. (it’s a coin toss)
Then again you could just ask for a good cement contractor and have the specs conversation in private.
this entire conversation should be in private